{"id":1505,"date":"2026-07-06T22:19:27","date_gmt":"2026-07-06T22:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=1505"},"modified":"2026-05-28T07:20:17","modified_gmt":"2026-05-28T07:20:17","slug":"late-night-kitchen-disasters-and-general-chaos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/?p=1505","title":{"rendered":"Late night kitchen disasters and general chaos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is currently three am and I am sitting on my kitchen floor eating cereal because I tried to bake vegan cookies and it went horribly wrong. I don&#8217;t even know what I did to them! They look like flat little hockey pucks and they taste slightly like charcoal. HOW COMES I SAY? I followed the recipe exactly but clearly the baking gods decided to curse me tonight. So now I am hanging out with my cat and listening to the rain outside. It is actually super peaceful even though my kitchen looks like a war zone of flour and sugar. Sometimes these quiet late night moments are the best part of the whole week. I get easily excitable during the day so it is nice to just sit still and be a little silly by myself. Tomorrow is a new day to try again and not burn the house down xD!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is currently three am and I am sitting on my kitchen floor eating cereal because I tried to bake vegan cookies and it went horribly wrong. I don&#8217;t even know what I did to them! They look like flat little hockey pucks and they taste slightly like charcoal. HOW COMES I SAY? I followed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1549,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26,25,10],"class_list":["post-1505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zeppo","tag-cooking","tag-life","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1505"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1534,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505\/revisions\/1534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}