{"id":1511,"date":"2026-09-11T22:27:32","date_gmt":"2026-09-11T22:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=1511"},"modified":"2026-05-28T07:20:17","modified_gmt":"2026-05-28T07:20:17","slug":"a-completely-random-thought-about-cereal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/?p=1511","title":{"rendered":"A completely random thought about cereal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WHY NOT ME? Why can I not find the specific marshmallow cereal that I used to eat when I was a kid? I went to three different grocery stores this week and it is just completely gone from the shelves. Did they discontinue it or am I just looking in the wrong places? SOMEBODY HALP! Cereal is an essential part of my writing routine because I do my best work at midnight with a giant bowl of sugary goodness. If this cereal is gone forever I am going to be deeply devastated. I know this is a completely random thing to post about but this is my blog and I can talk about breakfast food if I want to xD! Anyway I decided I am ok because I bought some classic chocolate loops instead but it is just not the same dynamic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WHY NOT ME? Why can I not find the specific marshmallow cereal that I used to eat when I was a kid? I went to three different grocery stores this week and it is just completely gone from the shelves. Did they discontinue it or am I just looking in the wrong places? SOMEBODY HALP! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":128,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[36,34,35],"class_list":["post-1511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-other","tag-cereal","tag-random","tag-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1528,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions\/1528"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thezeppo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}