Late night kitchen disasters and general chaos
Posted on July 6, 2026 by JandonIt is currently three am and I am sitting on my kitchen floor eating cereal because I tried to bake vegan cookies and it went horribly wrong. I don’t even know what I did to them! They look like flat little hockey pucks and they taste slightly like charcoal. HOW COMES I SAY? I followed the recipe exactly but clearly the baking gods decided to curse me tonight. So now I am hanging out with my cat and listening to the rain outside. It is actually super peaceful even though my kitchen looks like a war zone of flour and sugar. Sometimes these quiet late night moments are the best part of the whole week. I get easily excitable during the day so it is nice to just sit still and be a little silly by myself. Tomorrow is a new day to try again and not burn the house down xD!
Oh Jan, sweetie, step away from the kitchen before you set off the smoke alarms again.
dude you need to stop burning the cookies man that is just tragic. stick to cereal lololol.